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[lhexa]

Good riddance, you failure.

Strangely, said failure will soon live in a mansion about half a mile from my childhood home. Said childhood home was once in the area of the worst crime in Dallas, and the neighborhood is still lower-class, but the demographics change quickly as you go east.

I think I will take some friends within throwing distance of that mansion carrying a few old pairs of shoes, for cathartic reasons.

Comments

[celyddon.livejournal.com]

You won't be able to get within throwing distance. :) The entire neighborhood is 1) gated, and 2) protected by Secret Service. Meaning they know that angry people really, really want to do nasty things to him and are taking precautions already.

[salamandream.livejournal.com]

They can always hang the shoes from a power line (http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1177/why-do-you-see-pairs-of-shoes-hanging-by-the-laces-from-power-lines). :>

[baktre.livejournal.com]

I'm amused by the idea of a blunderbuss stuffed with baby shoes. :)

[lhexa.livejournal.com]

I won't know until I check, but there's a good chance Walnut Hill is within throwing distance, and I doubt its sidewalks will have a regular SS presence.

[lhexa.livejournal.com]

That's a good alternative, if Walnut Hill is too far away for a throw. I could figure out the street that Bush would be most likely to take on his way out of the neighborhood and adorn one of the lines there.

[lhexa.livejournal.com]

Draw it! :D